blanksexual:

This applies to so many people i have encountered
Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
introspectiveillumination:

perhapsillbeabird:

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

I AM READY. 


This is how we weed out the weak and unworthy.

chipotleaf:

routeninetyfour:

I think you’ve got to be a really smart person to properly take and enjoy drugs. You’ve got to have the mental stability to handle the unnatural experiences your brain will be put through. You need to keep hold of reality at all times. You must know your limits, and be aware of your behaviour. Drugs are not for idiots

self awareness and awareness of your environment are essential in partaking in drugs.

(Source: ekisaleks, via sunshine--daydreamz)

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

(via just-letme-leave)

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. A customer at my coffee shop came to the counter, insisting that I change our playlist. Because we were making him listen to ‘death music.’

It was Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy.”

(via fuckyeahbandbuffalo)

lioness-of-the-leaf:

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

Reblogging to make this a thing in all places that have human weight scales.

glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

image

and the other half is like

image

I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

(via eastcoastnonsense)